Spoiler Alert

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

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put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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jenniferrpovey:

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Also, this is why cats will apparently unerringly home in on the person in the room who is afraid of cats.

Humans who are afraid of something tend to blink slowly and look away. Cats read that as “He wants to be my friend.”

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the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

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tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

bellybags:

rubymight:

monstersinthestars:


what am i doing with my life

bless uou

m’leg

"A mannequin?" *gasp* "Perry the Mannequin?”

Design sketches for one of the new Silent Hill monsters O.O

Perry the Mannequin

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

bellybags:

rubymight:

monstersinthestars:

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what am i doing with my life

bless uou

m’leg

"A mannequin?" *gasp* "Perry the Mannequin?”

Design sketches for one of the new Silent Hill monsters O.O

Perry the Mannequin

(via auroralynne)